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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:43

Just Forget it!
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
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Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
No way
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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If or when Taylor Swift publicly supports Harris & Walz, what will Republicans do?
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
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